Dear Mr/Ms I-hate-Bern-so-much-i’m-using-a-thesaurus-to-show-off,

Yes, you. If you hate me so much, introduce yourself so we could settle our dispute in a nice and as much as possible, clean manner. I know you’re having a hard time coming up with nasty remarks to level with my sarcastic yet witty response just so you could get into my nerves. I don’t know how many dictionaries/thesaurus you are using, how many paper cuts you got nor how many searches you’ve done with Google but all I know is, let’s quit this child play and settle this face to face.

I don’t want to get my hands dirty but if you want, I am willing to make an exception and beat the hell out of you. I know your hands are full from stopping your nose from bleeding, turning the pages of your dictionary, and stopping the smoke from your ears from coming out, but do yourself a favor and stop hiding from me using my formspring account.

Kthxbai.

Sincerely Yours,

A much tired and concerned on your mental health Bern

P.S i just might smash your face with modern dining tables to show you, you don’t have what it takes to take me down. LOL.