Accuracy? Scary

Dear Berenice,
Here is your single’s love horoscope
for Thursday, November 26:

This situation in front of you could be the greatest opportunity ever or a half-baked scheme. The outcome depends on your approach and attention to detail. If something resonates your instinct negatively, back out immediately.

See? My horoscope’s getting more and accurate each day. 

Ooooh. What’s up with order fulfillment?