Crazy Ideas I Think the World Needs

My professor in one of my majors asked us to think of crazy ideas/inventions we think the world needs. So here’s what’s on my list:

1. DISLIKE BUTTON FOR BAYANI FERNANDO (and the stupid MMDA officials and engineers)

-oyeah. He’s running for presidency for the upcoming elections. So what’s his goal for the Philippines if he wins? To make our country a HAPPY, PINK PLACE. C’mon. The bright pink and blue theme that is all over Metro Manila (and even in my province) is an eyesore. BADUY! The goal of engineering is to find the most effective and most efficient way to do things. So what’s up with all the barricades and blocked entrance/exits his engineers are doing/planning? The overpass that shakes when vehicles pass underneath it? And, the stupid MMDA enforcers who can’t give you any answer when you ask them why they block entrances/exits for bus passengers? Metro Gwapo? More of Metro Stupido.

1. STUDY ELECTROCUTER/ALARM

-          Focusing on studying is really a hard thing for me. There are a lot of temptations and sometimes laziness wins over diligence. The device that I’m thinking off can be set for a certain amount of study time (say an hour or 2) and can only be removed after studying. Why the electro cuter? The device will send a tingling, uncomfortable sensation to your body when you get distracted during your study time (e.g, standing up, watching the TV, etc). For concerned parents, they can buy the Study Alarm for their young children. Instead of the uncomfortable sensation, the device will sound an alarm if the child stops studying.

1. INFIDELITY ZAPPER

-          Recommended for those who think their partners are cheating on them. A computer chip will be implanted on their partner’s body (I don’t know how this will happen without your partner knowing it) and will able you to track your significant other’s actions and whereabouts. I recommend that this chip be implanted in his/her brain, so that every disloyalty will result to a tingling, uncomfortable sensation (minimal electrocution) LOL. These are for die-hard lovers only. (Para wala ng mambabae/manlalake!)

These are only a few of the ideas that I thought of over the weekend. Will think of other crazy ideas. =))